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Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"...

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What was the deal with you and Stefan?

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I was the first love of Stefan's life.

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Stefan, meet Julian.

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Julian was the man you were
not supposed to fall for.

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Does Stefan Salvatore know that you

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- are pregnant with his child?
- What?

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I wanted to tell you personally,

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but Julian made sure
there was nothing to tell.

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Please don't tell anyone.

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I won't, I promise.

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The Phoenix Stone brings
people back from the dead.

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We made a mistake. Jo
was never in that stone.

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I put someone else in her body.

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You're not my wife.

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I don't think I am.

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We'll figure this out together.

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Burying that bastard's body

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would've been too good for Lily.

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I want to give her that
man that she's missed

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for a hundred years, and then I want

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to rip his head off right in front of her.

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Julian is the devil. I can't
let Lily bring him back.

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If she does, I will kill Julian myself.

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So tell me, what thoughts go through

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a man's mind before he decides,

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"I think I'll take the
ones with the roosters"?

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I didn't pick those out.

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Hang on. Glitter.

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Yeah. Well, it goes with the territory.

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What the hell do you want, Damon?

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When's the last time you
talked to your fiancee?

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I see word travels fast.

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She texted earlier today. Why?

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What time was it, and what'd she say?

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12:18... "Do we need bread?"

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Well, she's not answering her phone now.

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Yeah. Well, she doesn't like

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to answer the phone before a broadcast.

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I don't care. Get her on the horn.

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Stefan's being hunted again,

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and it's only a matter of time

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before Caroline's the bait

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that's used to lure him out.

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Move.

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We apologize for the interruption

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to your current program.

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My name is Caroline.

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I am a segment producer for "KQBC News."

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Please listen carefully.

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I have an urgent message
for Stefan Salvatore.

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Oh, well.

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I guess the old ball and chain won't

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make it home for dinner,
after all, will she?

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Hold the gun. There you go.

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Now, the first thing you want to do...

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Bite the paper off the cartridge like this.

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Hand me that ramrod. There you go.

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Now I want you to do it.

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Push it all the way down.

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Perfect.

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How far away can I shoot?

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Well, you see that, uh...

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You see that tree over there
with the bark falling off?

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No.

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Pretty far, then, huh?

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Can I shoot it?

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I don't know. Think you're old enough?

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I'm 11.

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I was 12 when I shot my first gun.

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Dad, I can do it.

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- You think so?
- Yeah.

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All right. Ok.

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Let's go find ourselves a deer.

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Come on.

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See, now, the trick is,

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never take your eye off the target.

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Got that?

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Jacob.

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Jacob!

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Jacob!

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Jacob! Jacob!

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Jacob!

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Hey, it's just me.

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- Hey.
- Who's Jacob?

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- Who?
- Jacob.

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You were yelling his name.

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Oh, um, must have been a bad dream.

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Oh, probably because you're
sleeping on the couch, silly.

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What are you doing down here?

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That would be my fault.

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I... I just wanted to let you know

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I used the last of the shampoo.

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Valerie, I didn't know
that you were staying here.

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Stayed, past tense, um, just one night.

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I should go put some clothes on.

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Yeah. You do that.

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- All right.
- Ok.

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- Explain.
- Ok.

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Lily wants to raise Julian from the dead.

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Valerie tried to scorch his body

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before she can get her hands on him,

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and that did not work out so well.

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Not following how that's our problem.

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Ok. If and when Lily welcomes Julian

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back into his body, he will find out

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what Valerie did, and he'll come after her.

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Yeah. Just not connecting those dots.

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Well, maybe you can just trust me

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that I know what I'm doing.

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So what you're saying is,
Valerie needs to disappear...

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New name, new job,

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a country in a separate hemisphere.

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No. No.

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Well, you just said that she's in danger.

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I mean, if I need to drive
her to the airport myself,

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I will do that, mm-hmm.

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Unless you have a problem with that.

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Uh, you know, I... I really like

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this form of manipulation.

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Hmm.

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Whatever we're doing, we should do it fast.

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The Phoenix Stone turns people mad,

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and Julian's soul's been in
it for over a hundred years,

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so anywhere he is, I need to be

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as far away as possible.

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See, Beau, fencing's
got to flow... hwah!...

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Like a conversation.

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I speak. You listen.

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I speak some more.

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You've improved. Well done, friend.

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Gentlemen...

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Our back yard's not big enough?

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Beau insisted, didn't you, friend?

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Take it outside, please.

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Well, you heard this
ridiculously attractive woman.

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You are suspiciously cheery.

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Are you sure you shouldn't still be in bed?

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My love, I need to be on my feet again.

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I spent the last hundred years on my back,

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so unless you can make an
offer that I cannot refuse...

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Mm...

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Ok.

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Tempting,

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but I have another idea.

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And I like it already.

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Ha ha ha!

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We have enemies here.

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You mean Valerie.

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That name is not to be
uttered in this house.

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I am referring to my sons.

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Your sons are alive?

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Ok. Well, I have some catching up to do.

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- My thoughts exactly.
- Hmm.

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"Lily Salvatore requests your presence

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to celebrate our town's peaceful spirit

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and introduce a new friend...

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This evening, 5:00."

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Hmm, looks like Mom raised
her man crush from the dead.

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Alaric, on tape: I promise
to be with you and love you.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Remember when we used an ancient relic

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to raise your wife from the dead

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and ended up imbuing her
with someone else's soul?

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Why are you calling me?

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Because I'm at Scull Bar,
where faux Jo is currently

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holding her laptop like it's a book.

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You promised me you would help her

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figure out who she was
before she did anything crazy.

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Yeah, and every time I look into her eyes,

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I see my murdered wife,
so I'm taking a break.

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I know this is probably impossible for you.

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We have no idea what's gonna happen to her.

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We can't just leave her unattended.

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Well, just keep an eye on her, then.

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I can't. I have to go to Mystic Falls.

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Lily Salvatore is having
some peace party mixer

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which'll probably result
in half of my friends

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nearly dying if I don't attend,

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so get here now, preferably before someone

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asks Jo to perform surgery, ok?

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Ah, go no tie, I'm going no tie.

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Not just no tie, no going.

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You saw her invite.
Julian's back. You're going.

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To watch Lily bat her eyes

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at her zombie douche brain boy toy?

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Thanks, but I'd rather stay home

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and stub my toe repeatedly.

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You do realize that
zombie douche brain boy toy

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is living in your house,
bathing in your tub,

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eating your froot loops.

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Oh, I know.

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I also know that he's
the love of Mom's life,

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Mom, who convinced Kai to link Elena's life

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with Bonnie's so I'd be miserable

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for the next 6-plus decades.

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What are you getting at?

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Julian makes her happy, Stefan.

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More time they spend
together, the happier she gets,

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the more tragic it'll be in 6 months

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when I hand-deliver his heart to her.

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6 months?

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Yeah, you know, give or take.

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Let her get her hopes up.

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Let her start planning
their entire eternity,

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and then, squish, he's dead.

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That might be a bit of a problem, brother,

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because I plan on killing
the bastard tonight.

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Seattle looks nice.

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Hey, they got the Space Needle,

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great coffee, Mount St. Helens.

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Rain.

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Didn't take you much of a sunshine person.

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Um, I mean, there's always Indonesia.

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Oh, you could rent a hut on the beach

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and drink out of coconuts.

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Be 9,000 miles from your
boyfriend in either direction.

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Let's put a pin in locations for a moment

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and talk names because Valerie Tulle

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is way too traceable.

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I'm thinking... Matilda.

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Oh, you could totally pull off Matilda...

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Matilda Pettigrew

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from Liverpool, England.

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What, do you want to write it down?

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You're handling me like I'm a wounded bird,

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like I'm some sort of victim, but I'm not.

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When Stefan kills Julian,
he can't hurt anyone else,

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and I can just put this
whole mess behind me.

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What mess?

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You know, the whole reason
I'm afraid of Julian,

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my big secret, the entire horror story.

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Stefan must have told you.

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He promised me he wouldn't tell anyone,

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but I didn't know that that included you.

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Well, his loyalty certainly
is attractive, isn't it?

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Ok. I'm sorry. What didn't he tell me?

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Never mind.

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As you were saying,

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uh, Matilda Pettigrew from Liverpool, hmm?

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That's good. I like it.

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So you just line up those
matching pieces of candy like so.

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There you go. You got it.

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It took Mary Louise a month
to pass the first level.

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And this is meant to be, like, fun, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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Give it another 5 minutes,
you'll be full-on addicted.

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I think this era suits you, Nora.

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Well, I wouldn't know.

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Lily keeps us trapped
inside the town border.

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There's nothing here for us.

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Well, I think she's just nervous

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to let her little birdies fly free.

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She doesn't want another
Valerie on her hands.

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Well, Valerie's a traitor, and Lily knows

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she and I are nothing alike.

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No. You certainly are not.

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Perhaps I could talk to Lily,

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see if I can't convince her

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to loosen her reins a little.

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- You would do that?
- Of course.

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There you are. Guests are arriving.

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Help me greet them?

265
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:19,154
You're greeting them dressed like that?

266
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,522
What's wrong with it?

267
00:11:20,524 --> 00:11:22,991
Absolutely nothing, Mary Louise.

268
00:11:22,993 --> 00:11:26,261
You look stunning, as always.

269
00:11:34,204 --> 00:11:35,503
Am I allowed in,

270
00:11:35,505 --> 00:11:37,772
or does your cleaning
lady need to invite me?

271
00:11:37,774 --> 00:11:40,141
We had her sign the house over to us.

272
00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,210
She was too expensive. Come in.

273
00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:43,878
Thank you.

274
00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:46,982
Compliments of the Lockwood cellar.

275
00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:49,150
Oh, thank you.

276
00:11:49,152 --> 00:11:51,519
Ooh, where did all these people come from?

277
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:53,021
Neighboring towns.

278
00:11:53,023 --> 00:11:55,523
We promised them a night
of drink and conversation.

279
00:11:55,525 --> 00:11:57,892
Ah, so you compelled them.

280
00:11:57,894 --> 00:12:00,095
I wanted to show you what peace looks like.

281
00:12:00,097 --> 00:12:01,496
My family is civilized.

282
00:12:01,498 --> 00:12:03,098
None of these people are in danger.

283
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,634
What? No tie?

284
00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,002
What are you doing here?

285
00:12:07,004 --> 00:12:08,570
I missed my stash.

286
00:12:08,572 --> 00:12:10,038
Boys, why don't you go mingle?

287
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,173
I'll put this away.

288
00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:17,679
Tell me that you are here to help me.

289
00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:20,515
You know how you wanted to, uh, redecorate?

290
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:22,450
Mm-hmm.

291
00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,285
Can't let you do that.

292
00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:25,520
Why the hell not?

293
00:12:25,522 --> 00:12:27,522
Because Lily just rearranged the furniture

294
00:12:27,524 --> 00:12:28,923
and she needs a little time to live in it,

295
00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:30,325
ow, fall in love because Lily
just with the whole furniture

296
00:12:30,327 --> 00:12:31,426
feng shui of it all.

297
00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:33,261
Yeah. Let me guess... for 6 months.

298
00:12:33,263 --> 00:12:35,263
Ok. I give up. What am I missing here?

299
00:12:35,265 --> 00:12:36,898
Why do you care so much?

300
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,533
Let's just say that the furniture

301
00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:40,802
Lily recently purchased is psychotic

302
00:12:40,804 --> 00:12:43,805
and needs to be disposed of immediately.

303
00:12:43,807 --> 00:12:47,108
Gentlemen, welcome.

304
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:49,878
- Hmm. I'm Julian.
- I'm Damon.

305
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,446
Lily told me all about you.

306
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,448
Of course, you were only a boy back then,

307
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:56,751
and now you're, well, you.

308
00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,987
Stefan, how long has it been?

309
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,121
I don't know.

310
00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:01,289
I must have lost track

311
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,457
after I stopped thinking about you.

312
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:04,292
Huh, my charm is being lost on you.

313
00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:05,794
You must be dreadfully sober.

314
00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:10,765
Beau, get these men
something to drink, will you?

315
00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:17,172
Deputy Donovan. Welcome.

316
00:13:17,174 --> 00:13:18,606
It's Matt.

317
00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:19,941
We lost all formalities
when you and your girlfriend

318
00:13:19,943 --> 00:13:22,143
nearly drained me of all my blood.

319
00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:23,645
Ok. Look.

320
00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:25,113
The whole point of this shindig

321
00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:27,148
is to start over, so...

322
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,883
Got a better idea.

323
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,518
Why don't you convince your
family to leave Mystic Falls?

324
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,920
And why would I do that?

325
00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:33,354
Why would a group of vampires hang around

326
00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:36,424
an abandoned town with nothing to eat?

327
00:13:36,426 --> 00:13:38,426
What are we talking about?

328
00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:40,361
Apparently, Matt is sick of us.

329
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:41,930
I just want my town back,

330
00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:43,765
preferably before anyone else dies.

331
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:46,501
Look around. Look at all these people.

332
00:13:46,503 --> 00:13:48,002
They're still alive, aren't they?

333
00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:50,472
At least till the dessert course.

334
00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:53,308
You're making it worse.

335
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,410
Come on. Let's go meet people.

336
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:06,521
Oh, did whatever animal

337
00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,389
they're serving for dinner get a plus-one?

338
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,425
Hilarious. I was invited.

339
00:14:10,427 --> 00:14:11,893
You're scoping the competition.

340
00:14:11,895 --> 00:14:15,230
There is not competition to scope.

341
00:14:18,435 --> 00:14:20,401
Since you're here,

342
00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:21,736
if anyone's wondering, you're my date.

343
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:22,871
Sorry?

344
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,276
Lorenzo, I'm so glad you came.

345
00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:31,446
Wouldn't miss it.

346
00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:35,517
Bonnie, I know we've had a rocky past,

347
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:37,852
but I hope this means you're
willing to start fresh.

348
00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:39,287
You're the reason I'm never gonna see

349
00:14:39,289 --> 00:14:42,490
my best friend again,
so I hope you're joking.

350
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,867
- Ahh...
- Hmm, nice break.

351
00:14:52,869 --> 00:14:55,737
Well, it is my pool table, after all.

352
00:14:55,739 --> 00:14:58,439
Ah, Damon, come play with us.

353
00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:02,577
Oh, I would, but I have an
irrational fear of pool tables.

354
00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:05,380
It's not a rational fear of losing?

355
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,415
Wait. Has he nev...

356
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,551
Have you never heard
the story about the guy

357
00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:12,320
that tries to kill the
vampire during a game of pool?

358
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,589
Huh. Well, considering my body's

359
00:15:14,591 --> 00:15:16,724
been in stasis for a century,

360
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:18,259
why don't you enlighten me?

361
00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:21,029
Well, there's this guy.

362
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:23,765
He's about Stefan's build,
maybe a wee bit bigger,

363
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,967
little more chiseled,
less height on the hair.

364
00:15:25,969 --> 00:15:27,735
Get on with the story.

365
00:15:27,737 --> 00:15:29,904
Right, so this vampire
that he wants to kill

366
00:15:29,906 --> 00:15:32,607
is at least 300 years older than him,

367
00:15:32,609 --> 00:15:35,243
and anyone and everyone with half a brain

368
00:15:35,245 --> 00:15:37,312
knew he was being an idiot,

369
00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:41,983
but he had this inexplicable obsession,

370
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,552
so he bets the vampire in a game of pool,

371
00:15:44,554 --> 00:15:47,822
and just as the vamp is
setting up for his last shot...

372
00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:54,629
And?

373
00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:56,297
- Never got a chance.
- Oh.

374
00:15:56,299 --> 00:16:00,068
Yeah. Another vampire comes
out of nowhere and stops him.

375
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,170
Like I said, he was being an idiot.

376
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:06,040
Wow, that is a wonderful story, Hemingway.

377
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,942
Thanks.

378
00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:14,682
Hmm.

379
00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:26,761
I see you've mastered the Internet.

380
00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:29,597
One of these students showed
me something called WebMD.

381
00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:32,367
Apparently, I have a form
of retrograde amnesia.

382
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,135
So far, I've cancelled out encephalitis

383
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:36,170
and paraneoplastic limbic encephalitis.

384
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,640
Most of my characteristics
fall under fugue-state amnesia,

385
00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:40,174
which is rare, but then again,

386
00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:42,644
so is coming back from the dead,

387
00:16:42,646 --> 00:16:46,014
which I just said too loudly.

388
00:16:46,016 --> 00:16:47,715
What?

389
00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:48,983
Nothing.

390
00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:50,251
Dr. Laughlin, you're back.

391
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:52,253
I thought you were on sabbatical.

392
00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:54,188
Laura Homested, one of your interns

393
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,990
at the med center last semester.

394
00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:57,425
Oh, right.

395
00:16:57,427 --> 00:17:00,194
You remember Laura, who
you mentioned to me, right?

396
00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:02,263
Laura my star pupil.

397
00:17:02,265 --> 00:17:05,133
Really? You gave me a "C".

398
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,501
Anyway, how was your honeymoon?

399
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,636
Amazing, wasn't it, Ric?

400
00:17:08,638 --> 00:17:12,440
Yeah, uh, fantastic.

401
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:15,476
Oh, Dr. Laughlin, y... your nose.

402
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:17,211
Your nose is bleeding.

403
00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:18,713
Oh, hey, do you mind
getting us some napkins?

404
00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,248
Yeah. I'll be right back.

405
00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:30,024
What the hell is wrong with me?

406
00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:38,751
♪ my lover ♪

407
00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:52,431
I hate to interrupt the
party, but I just wanted

408
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:55,601
to introduce my dearest love Julian.

409
00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:59,805
He's just returned from,
shall we say, travels abroad.

410
00:17:59,807 --> 00:18:04,910
My family is finally complete.

411
00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:07,279
My hope now is that in time,

412
00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:09,615
we can learn to accept each other

413
00:18:09,617 --> 00:18:11,617
and, together, restore this town

414
00:18:11,619 --> 00:18:15,354
with its residents to a state of peace.

415
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:16,555
Cheers.

416
00:18:16,557 --> 00:18:17,856
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

417
00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:29,068
Beau, can I ask you something?

418
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:32,271
Lily's concerns about me
weren't entirely wrong.

419
00:18:32,273 --> 00:18:36,175
My time away might have
affected my head a bit,

420
00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:38,744
nothing to worry about, of course,

421
00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:41,180
but, um, there is a little something

422
00:18:41,182 --> 00:18:44,283
that would bring me great relief.

423
00:18:44,285 --> 00:18:46,318
Our dearly departed Oscar had something

424
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,988
of mine, but it wasn't on him when he died,

425
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:52,625
so I thought perhaps it
was in his automobile.

426
00:18:52,627 --> 00:18:58,163
Could you maybe figure
out where it was sent?

427
00:18:58,165 --> 00:18:59,498
Great.

428
00:19:06,874 --> 00:19:10,309
We haven't met.

429
00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:12,611
Julian.

430
00:19:12,613 --> 00:19:15,314
- Lorenzo.
- Hmm.

431
00:19:16,717 --> 00:19:21,787
Those meat-and-cheese
spirals were decadent.

432
00:19:21,789 --> 00:19:24,323
Your staff does fantastic work.

433
00:19:26,694 --> 00:19:29,094
I'll send them your compliments.

434
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:31,530
Hmm.

435
00:19:39,273 --> 00:19:43,509
It's called dignity. Have some. It's free.

436
00:19:43,511 --> 00:19:46,211
Oh, what I got in return was priceless.

437
00:19:46,213 --> 00:19:48,313
Julian is looking for Oscar's car.

438
00:19:48,315 --> 00:19:51,917
I intend to find it first.

439
00:19:53,354 --> 00:19:55,554
What are you doing?

440
00:19:55,556 --> 00:19:57,156
Lily is watching.

441
00:19:57,158 --> 00:19:59,591
I am fixing your tie, making her jealous

442
00:19:59,593 --> 00:20:01,260
like any good date.

443
00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:03,495
That's what you wanted, right,

444
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:06,198
make her a little jealous?

445
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,034
Maybe a little.

446
00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:19,011
Anyway, I got what I came for.

447
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:22,047
Have a nice night.

448
00:20:27,221 --> 00:20:30,055
Her nose just started to bleed, and...

449
00:20:30,057 --> 00:20:31,890
And then that started.

450
00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:33,726
Oh, here.

451
00:20:33,728 --> 00:20:36,695
Uh! Take my blood.

452
00:20:36,697 --> 00:20:39,098
Drink. It'll heal you.

453
00:20:48,509 --> 00:20:50,008
Or not.

454
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,744
What the hell's wrong with her?

455
00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:53,912
Seems a vampire soul inside a human body

456
00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:56,181
does not a perfect match make.

457
00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:57,483
What does that mean?

458
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,451
The Phoenix Stone traps vampire souls.

459
00:20:59,453 --> 00:21:02,254
Oscar had a vampire body,
got some other vampire's soul,

460
00:21:02,256 --> 00:21:03,622
and he lost the plot.

461
00:21:03,624 --> 00:21:04,990
Jo was a human.

462
00:21:04,992 --> 00:21:07,092
Clearly, a basic human
body is unable to contain

463
00:21:07,094 --> 00:21:09,261
the essence of a vampire soul.

464
00:21:09,263 --> 00:21:10,996
You add that together, carry the one,

465
00:21:10,998 --> 00:21:13,298
you're a decomposing mess.

466
00:21:18,272 --> 00:21:19,571
Thank you, Valerie.

467
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:21,507
Your tact is wildly appreciated.

468
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:23,008
I was just saying that she was a corpse

469
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,409
who was meant to stay a corpse.

470
00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:26,278
We know. We heard you, but that corpse

471
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,514
was supposed to be Ric's wife who died

472
00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:32,818
with two kids inside of
her on their wedding day.

473
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:36,355
Sorry. I... I had no idea.

474
00:21:36,357 --> 00:21:39,491
Yeah. Well, now you do,
so just sit down quietly

475
00:21:39,493 --> 00:21:42,427
while he says good-bye.

476
00:21:47,201 --> 00:21:50,035
Ah, what a pretty dress.

477
00:21:50,037 --> 00:21:52,671
Do you think? Nora didn't even notice.

478
00:21:52,673 --> 00:21:54,840
Well, Nora needs her eyes examined.

479
00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:57,709
She's talking to everyone
at this party but me.

480
00:21:57,711 --> 00:21:59,778
I feel like a fool running around

481
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:02,147
trying to impress my own girlfriend.

482
00:22:05,052 --> 00:22:08,153
Stand still and say nothing.

483
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,860
Why don't you drink

484
00:22:14,862 --> 00:22:18,063
what you're actually craving?

485
00:22:18,065 --> 00:22:19,998
Lily would have my head.

486
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,466
No feeding on the guests.

487
00:22:21,468 --> 00:22:23,335
She practically made us
sign on oath in our blood.

488
00:22:23,337 --> 00:22:25,204
Mm, just as I expected.

489
00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:26,738
What?

490
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:31,143
You, Mary Louise, have lost your swagger.

491
00:22:31,145 --> 00:22:33,879
The girl I remember had spunk, vigor,

492
00:22:33,881 --> 00:22:36,615
danger, rules be damned.

493
00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:40,385
No wonder Nora's bored.

494
00:22:45,092 --> 00:22:49,494
Mm, I won't tell this if you won't.

495
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:08,313
Mare, did you change?

496
00:23:08,315 --> 00:23:10,148
You're looking very Scarlett Johan...

497
00:23:21,595 --> 00:23:23,795
Excuse me. Can you tell me
where the high school is?

498
00:23:23,797 --> 00:23:25,430
Oh, the entire town's shut down.

499
00:23:25,432 --> 00:23:26,832
You haven't noticed the million signs?

500
00:23:26,834 --> 00:23:28,400
Yeah. I'm looking for the high school.

501
00:23:28,402 --> 00:23:30,769
Yeah. I heard you the first time. Why?

502
00:23:30,771 --> 00:23:33,639
Uh, can you tell me
where the high school is?

503
00:23:33,641 --> 00:23:35,173
Who you been talking to?

504
00:23:35,175 --> 00:23:37,109
Uh, I can't say.

505
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:39,811
If my boss is looking for
me, can you tell him I quit?

506
00:23:42,249 --> 00:23:43,916
What was that about?

507
00:23:43,918 --> 00:23:46,618
I don't know, but I get the
impression he didn't, either.

508
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,653
We should follow him...

509
00:23:48,889 --> 00:23:50,055
Unless you have other plans.

510
00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:51,323
This'll only take a minute.

511
00:23:51,325 --> 00:23:52,991
I'll meet you at my truck.

512
00:23:56,463 --> 00:24:00,265
Huh. Where the hell's your TV?

513
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:03,168
- Where's my bed?
- Wow.

514
00:24:03,170 --> 00:24:05,971
Guess Lily took over your bedroom,

515
00:24:05,973 --> 00:24:08,340
and I will bet you your old flat-screen

516
00:24:08,342 --> 00:24:12,911
that Julian is not sleeping
in the guest quarters.

517
00:24:12,913 --> 00:24:16,081
Here, I thought she slept
standing up like a horse.

518
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,683
You need to help me kill him,

519
00:24:17,685 --> 00:24:19,818
or you need to leave.

520
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,553
Do you know what this means?

521
00:24:21,555 --> 00:24:22,988
Knock it off.

522
00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:24,589
It means Mom's happy.

523
00:24:24,591 --> 00:24:26,258
Another couple of months of this,

524
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,459
and she'll have convinced
herself it's forever,

525
00:24:27,461 --> 00:24:28,994
and that's when we strike, Stefan.

526
00:24:28,996 --> 00:24:30,329
Look at your bedroom.

527
00:24:30,331 --> 00:24:32,531
Our house is unrecognizable.

528
00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:37,369
Lily needs to go, and killing
Julian is the start of that.

529
00:24:37,371 --> 00:24:39,204
You know something.

530
00:24:39,206 --> 00:24:41,406
Look at you... murdery, vengeful.

531
00:24:41,408 --> 00:24:43,008
It's very humanity-off, Stefan,

532
00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,943
except your switch is intact, which means

533
00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:47,713
you know something, so spit it out.

534
00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:52,985
It's not my secret to tell, Damon.

535
00:24:52,987 --> 00:24:54,820
Oh, really?

536
00:24:54,822 --> 00:24:58,023
So Nora showed me where
they keep the good stuff.

537
00:24:58,025 --> 00:25:00,492
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

538
00:25:00,494 --> 00:25:03,895
Does this bottle say, "default deputy"? No.

539
00:25:03,897 --> 00:25:05,864
No. It says, "Damon's good stuff.

540
00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:08,734
Do not touch."

541
00:25:18,178 --> 00:25:21,279
Take Bonnie. Get out of here.

542
00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:24,549
It's about to get ugly.

543
00:25:29,757 --> 00:25:31,089
My brother told the story wrong.

544
00:25:38,599 --> 00:25:40,165
What are you doing?

545
00:26:22,867 --> 00:26:25,467
What did I do to make you hate me so much?

546
00:26:25,469 --> 00:26:26,602
It's not about you.

547
00:26:26,604 --> 00:26:28,103
Not about me?

548
00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:29,238
Ever since I've been
back, all you have done

549
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,707
is try to strip me of my happiness.

550
00:26:31,709 --> 00:26:34,376
Answer me. What did I do wrong?

551
00:26:37,515 --> 00:26:39,481
Well,

552
00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:42,351
I see Stefan's plan went swimmingly.

553
00:26:42,353 --> 00:26:44,787
Probably explains why your
fake guests are leaving.

554
00:26:44,789 --> 00:26:47,256
Sit down, both of you.

555
00:26:47,258 --> 00:26:49,458
Oh, well, we wouldn't want
to wear out our welcome.

556
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:52,261
Ha ha! Brother, let's hit the road.

557
00:26:52,263 --> 00:26:54,797
Sit down, son,

558
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:57,299
or I'll seat you myself.

559
00:26:59,303 --> 00:27:01,236
Ok.

560
00:27:08,446 --> 00:27:11,480
Hmm, over a hundred years

561
00:27:11,482 --> 00:27:14,116
inside this thing, although in this,

562
00:27:14,118 --> 00:27:16,585
my own custom-made hell,

563
00:27:16,587 --> 00:27:19,388
time is meaningless.

564
00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:22,624
The pain, the emptiness,

565
00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:24,793
the complete lack of humanity

566
00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:28,464
is quite literally endless.

567
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,101
No. Every day is the same.

568
00:27:32,103 --> 00:27:33,735
I wake up.

569
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:36,071
I try to escape, but instead,

570
00:27:36,073 --> 00:27:38,774
I end up killing the person

571
00:27:38,776 --> 00:27:41,477
that I love the most.

572
00:27:43,614 --> 00:27:47,015
Every day, over and over again,

573
00:27:47,017 --> 00:27:50,052
I drive a stake through your mother.

574
00:27:50,054 --> 00:27:54,223
It's almost enough to turn
even the soundest mind mad,

575
00:27:54,225 --> 00:27:56,358
but when you're over 475 years old,

576
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,193
you learn a thing or two about yourself.

577
00:27:58,195 --> 00:28:00,863
This couldn't be real because I would never

578
00:28:00,865 --> 00:28:04,700
bring harm to your mother.

579
00:28:04,702 --> 00:28:07,870
Hell was playing tricks on me, hmm?

580
00:28:07,872 --> 00:28:10,038
It was trying to break me, but, no,

581
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,707
I wouldn't let it because I knew

582
00:28:11,709 --> 00:28:15,878
that if I did snap...

583
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,314
Ooh, no, no...

584
00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:22,751
I wouldn't be a man.

585
00:28:22,753 --> 00:28:25,020
I'd be a monster.

586
00:28:27,558 --> 00:28:28,824
Julian.

587
00:28:28,826 --> 00:28:32,561
Your children have no respect for you.

588
00:28:41,238 --> 00:28:42,671
Julian!

589
00:28:42,673 --> 00:28:44,239
Knock it off.

590
00:28:45,176 --> 00:28:49,344
- Ah!
- Julian. Julian.

591
00:28:49,346 --> 00:28:51,413
Julian.

592
00:28:53,784 --> 00:28:56,752
Boys, out now.

593
00:29:01,058 --> 00:29:06,962
I wonder what WebMD would
have to say about me now.

594
00:29:06,964 --> 00:29:10,365
It's probably best not to find out.

595
00:29:10,367 --> 00:29:14,102
A woman was wielding a sword

596
00:29:14,104 --> 00:29:16,138
that pierced my heart.

597
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:17,906
The blade was metal.

598
00:29:17,908 --> 00:29:20,409
It shouldn't have been
able to kill me, but it did.

599
00:29:20,411 --> 00:29:22,711
Did you just remember this?

600
00:29:25,616 --> 00:29:28,417
I also remembered my name.

601
00:29:30,955 --> 00:29:34,256
I think I'm Florence.

602
00:29:34,258 --> 00:29:36,391
Well, it's nice to meet you, Florence.

603
00:29:38,729 --> 00:29:41,530
I am so sorry that I put you through this.

604
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:43,565
It's ok.

605
00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:46,401
I know you want your wife back.

606
00:29:46,403 --> 00:29:49,871
I'm sorry I'm not her.

607
00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:54,009
I wish I was. She was a lucky woman.

608
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:00,148
You would have been an amazing husband.

609
00:30:06,323 --> 00:30:09,825
It's been so nice...

610
00:30:09,827 --> 00:30:13,929
It's been so nice to hear her voice again.

611
00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:16,398
Thank you.

612
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,535
Thank you for allowing me to say good-bye.

613
00:30:28,879 --> 00:30:31,947
Good-bye, Ric.

614
00:31:36,346 --> 00:31:40,581
Hey, hey, what are you doing here?

615
00:31:42,719 --> 00:31:45,186
He did actually see us, didn't he?

616
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,047
All right, everybody. Please stand up.

617
00:32:13,049 --> 00:32:16,617
We're gonna get you out of here, ok?

618
00:32:18,321 --> 00:32:21,255
It's not gonna work, Matt.

619
00:32:21,257 --> 00:32:24,125
Someone compelled them to be here.

620
00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:29,764
Sanguinem filio,

621
00:32:29,766 --> 00:32:32,400
sanguinem effugarex perpetuum...

622
00:32:32,402 --> 00:32:35,403
Do you want the white sheet
or the off-white sheet?

623
00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:37,038
I don't care. You choose.

624
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,574
Effugarex perpetuum...

625
00:32:39,576 --> 00:32:42,143
What are you doing?

626
00:32:42,145 --> 00:32:43,845
What is that?

627
00:32:43,847 --> 00:32:46,180
It's my wedding video post-explosion.

628
00:32:46,182 --> 00:32:49,550
I've never been able to watch
it past the wedding vows.

629
00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:53,254
- Valerie, turn it off.
- Quiet.

630
00:32:53,256 --> 00:32:55,656
I recognize this chant.

631
00:32:55,658 --> 00:32:57,291
That Gemini kid Kai thought they

632
00:32:57,293 --> 00:32:58,826
were sending him to a prison world.

633
00:32:58,828 --> 00:33:00,294
Who cares? Turn it off.

634
00:33:00,296 --> 00:33:01,696
No. You're not listening.

635
00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:03,197
They weren't sending him away, Caroline.

636
00:33:03,199 --> 00:33:05,499
They were trying to save

637
00:33:05,501 --> 00:33:08,102
the next generation of Gemini twins.

638
00:33:09,372 --> 00:33:12,740
I think your babies are still alive.

639
00:33:17,714 --> 00:33:20,248
He's still alive,

640
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,016
so I don't know what you're moping about.

641
00:33:22,018 --> 00:33:24,318
No talking until I'm seeing two of you.

642
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,654
Then I'll kick both of your asses.

643
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,823
This is why there is a hard line

644
00:33:28,825 --> 00:33:30,958
between good and evil, Stefan.

645
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,693
I don't cross over into your territory.

646
00:33:32,695 --> 00:33:34,228
Don't cross over into mine.

647
00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:36,364
This isn't about you, Damon. Get over it.

648
00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:37,798
You know, I never thought I'd say this,

649
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,367
Stefan, but I miss the days when

650
00:33:39,369 --> 00:33:40,768
you just let your big brother

651
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,136
handle all the dirty work.

652
00:33:42,138 --> 00:33:43,638
Quite frankly, I can't figure out

653
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,606
why you have such a big beef with this guy,

654
00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:48,910
unless v-card Valerie got under your skin.

655
00:33:48,912 --> 00:33:50,411
You don't want to start
with me right now, Damon.

656
00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:51,712
I'm surprised, Stefan.

657
00:33:51,714 --> 00:33:53,147
I thought Caroline was the one,

658
00:33:53,149 --> 00:33:54,448
and yet, again, we all thought

659
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:55,816
Elena was the one, huh?

660
00:33:55,818 --> 00:33:58,386
What is it about the first time

661
00:33:58,388 --> 00:34:00,855
that just makes it so memorable?

662
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:13,734
I got Valerie pregnant...

663
00:34:13,736 --> 00:34:15,703
What?

664
00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:18,239
In 1863.

665
00:34:18,241 --> 00:34:20,675
Julian found out about it,

666
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:26,247
and he beat her until the
baby was no longer alive.

667
00:34:26,249 --> 00:34:28,082
Oh...

668
00:34:30,586 --> 00:34:34,088
I could've been a father.

669
00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:36,724
Why didn't you just tell me?

670
00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:38,426
What'd you want me to do,

671
00:34:38,428 --> 00:34:39,927
tell you I could've had a kid

672
00:34:39,929 --> 00:34:41,896
and watch you brush it off

673
00:34:41,898 --> 00:34:43,531
with some glib joke about

674
00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:46,400
how it was 150 years ago?

675
00:34:46,402 --> 00:34:49,036
Yeah. I know it was 150 years ago, Damon,

676
00:34:49,038 --> 00:34:52,139
and it's stupid how much it affects me,

677
00:34:52,141 --> 00:34:55,543
but it still does.

678
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,247
I want him dead, Damon.

679
00:35:01,951 --> 00:35:04,352
No one's gonna stop me from killing him...

680
00:35:04,354 --> 00:35:07,121
Not in 6 months, not in 6 weeks...

681
00:35:08,925 --> 00:35:10,758
Now.

682
00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:22,779
Twins are the lifeblood
of the Gemini coven.

683
00:35:22,781 --> 00:35:24,614
If a pregnant mother is in danger,

684
00:35:24,616 --> 00:35:27,083
then the transfer is our magical failsafe.

685
00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:30,453
It's rarely used but used nonetheless.

686
00:35:30,455 --> 00:35:33,189
Ric, tell me that this isn't crazy.

687
00:35:33,191 --> 00:35:35,525
My wife, who died months ago,

688
00:35:35,527 --> 00:35:37,994
just looked me in the eyes
and said good-bye to me.

689
00:35:37,996 --> 00:35:40,563
Why the hell not?

690
00:35:40,565 --> 00:35:42,231
Because I don't want
you to get your hopes up

691
00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:44,000
for something that's insane.

692
00:35:44,002 --> 00:35:46,202
I need your blood.

693
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:53,509
Now put it here... Indonesia,

694
00:35:53,511 --> 00:35:56,479
farthest geographical
point from Mystic Falls.

695
00:35:56,481 --> 00:35:59,315
Your progeny are, obviously,
made up of your DNA.

696
00:35:59,317 --> 00:36:02,251
If they're alive, the blood
will travel along the map.

697
00:36:02,253 --> 00:36:04,420
Once it's in the proximity of the babies,

698
00:36:04,422 --> 00:36:06,856
the map should ignite.

699
00:36:06,858 --> 00:36:10,827
Close your eyes. Clear your mind.

700
00:36:12,864 --> 00:36:15,765
Phesmatos quare infantatum.

701
00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:17,834
Phesmatos quare filios.

702
00:36:17,836 --> 00:36:19,869
Ado finet terraeum.

703
00:36:19,871 --> 00:36:21,938
Nunc temos rogamus.

704
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:24,207
Combutis et sanguinem.

705
00:36:24,209 --> 00:36:27,076
Phesmatos quare infantatum.

706
00:36:33,351 --> 00:36:35,218
May I ask you something?

707
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:36,986
Did Julian remind you

708
00:36:36,988 --> 00:36:39,155
of anyone in particular tonight?

709
00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:41,324
The almighty Giuseppe Salvatore.

710
00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,593
- Mm-hmm.
- You saw it, too.

711
00:36:43,595 --> 00:36:45,328
Yep, although I will say,

712
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,497
Julian's right hook

713
00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,966
has got a little more heft to it.

714
00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:55,104
Elena and I talked about starting a family.

715
00:36:55,106 --> 00:36:57,206
I mean, it was fantasy, but still,

716
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,941
we secretly knew as long as she

717
00:36:58,943 --> 00:37:01,244
was a vampire, it's all it was.

718
00:37:01,246 --> 00:37:03,246
Then she took the cure,
and all of a sudden,

719
00:37:03,248 --> 00:37:06,082
having a real family was a possibility.

720
00:37:06,084 --> 00:37:08,151
Granted, it'd be dysfunctional as hell,

721
00:37:08,153 --> 00:37:11,554
but we'd have a real human family.

722
00:37:11,556 --> 00:37:13,956
Did it ever scare you,

723
00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:15,525
the thought that maybe you'd

724
00:37:15,527 --> 00:37:17,360
turn out like our father?

725
00:37:17,362 --> 00:37:20,530
The guy sent our mom away to die alone.

726
00:37:20,532 --> 00:37:22,899
He bullied us for years,
and then he shot us.

727
00:37:22,901 --> 00:37:25,868
If anything, I just want to
be a great dad to spite him.

728
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:28,571
- Hmm.
- What about you?

729
00:37:28,573 --> 00:37:30,740
Well, I've been on this earth

730
00:37:30,742 --> 00:37:33,476
for 160-some years, and I've seen

731
00:37:33,478 --> 00:37:35,344
the world at 30,000 feet.

732
00:37:35,346 --> 00:37:37,046
I've traveled to every continent

733
00:37:37,048 --> 00:37:39,115
and learned how to cook,

734
00:37:39,117 --> 00:37:41,450
built a Porsche.

735
00:37:41,452 --> 00:37:44,921
I think my only regret

736
00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:48,424
would be not having a kid.

737
00:37:50,195 --> 00:37:53,930
If you want Julian dead, I'll help you.

738
00:37:53,932 --> 00:37:57,466
Tomorrow, tonight, now...

739
00:37:58,369 --> 00:37:59,835
I'm in.

740
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:21,123
What the hell happened down there?

741
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:23,693
You were in a blind rage.

742
00:38:23,695 --> 00:38:25,361
Ha! Rage?

743
00:38:25,363 --> 00:38:27,463
We offered them escargot and wine,

744
00:38:27,465 --> 00:38:28,965
and your boy threw me in the fire,

745
00:38:28,967 --> 00:38:30,766
so he's lucky that he still has his head.

746
00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:32,668
They were just trying
to hurt me, all right?

747
00:38:32,735 --> 00:38:35,369
Look. The whole point of tonight was

748
00:38:35,371 --> 00:38:37,838
to end this feud, not start a new one.

749
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,440
Why do you care what they think?

750
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:42,043
The Lily that I remember
moved on from her children.

751
00:38:42,045 --> 00:38:45,112
Where's the girl that I fell in love with,

752
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:48,149
the girl that I found irresistible?

753
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:51,285
I can't say that I recognize this version.

754
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:58,559
This version has no desire
to see her children dead.

755
00:38:58,561 --> 00:39:00,928
If you have a problem with that,

756
00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:03,564
we have a problem.

757
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,272
Lily...

758
00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:17,378
Perhaps I'm more affected by my time away

759
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:20,548
than I wanted to admit.

760
00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:22,516
You know I was wishing
that the hell had gone away,

761
00:39:22,518 --> 00:39:26,587
but my mind, it's not right.

762
00:39:26,589 --> 00:39:30,057
I mean, the truth is,

763
00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:34,328
I'm frightened that

764
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,598
I'm not the Julian that you remember.

765
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:48,542
We'll fix it.

766
00:39:48,544 --> 00:39:51,312
We'll fix it together, all right,

767
00:39:51,314 --> 00:39:55,249
but you must promise me

768
00:39:55,251 --> 00:39:59,820
nothing like that will ever happen again.

769
00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:09,397
Well, in the meantime...

770
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:13,768
I need to feel safe.

771
00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:15,736
Your kids will strike again,

772
00:40:15,738 --> 00:40:18,372
and I need to protect myself.

773
00:40:20,176 --> 00:40:23,010
What I believe you have in mind

774
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:27,581
will take the cooperation
of the entire family.

775
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,850
It will,

776
00:40:29,852 --> 00:40:33,921
but I don't anticipate
that to be a problem.

777
00:40:33,923 --> 00:40:36,657
They love me.

778
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,930
It is the end of the earth.

779
00:40:42,932 --> 00:40:45,132
Now we ask the themes.

780
00:40:45,134 --> 00:40:46,934
Burns and blood.

781
00:40:46,936 --> 00:40:49,236
Why do you whine about children?

782
00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,038
Ado will end the earth.

783
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,240
Now we ask the themes.

784
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,476
Burns and blood.

785
00:40:55,478 --> 00:40:57,845
Why are the children suffering?

786
00:40:57,847 --> 00:40:59,947
Guys, I don't think it's working.

787
00:40:59,949 --> 00:41:02,416
Now we ask the themes.

788
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,251
Burns and blood.

789
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:06,921
Guys, stop. The spell isn't working, ok?

790
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:09,390
The blood is just off the map now.

791
00:41:09,392 --> 00:41:11,826
See? I warned you not to get your hopes up.

792
00:41:11,828 --> 00:41:13,194
Oh, my God!

793
00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:22,436
ok What the hell happened?

794
00:41:24,106 --> 00:41:25,739
Not possible.

795
00:41:25,741 --> 00:41:27,408
What's not possible?

796
00:41:27,410 --> 00:41:28,976
Babies. They're here.

797
00:41:28,978 --> 00:41:32,646
Where, huh, floating in a raft

798
00:41:32,648 --> 00:41:35,182
look at the map. Your spell didn't work.

799
00:41:35,184 --> 00:41:38,886
They're not on the map, Caroline.

800
00:41:41,023 --> 00:41:43,290
They're inside of you.

801
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:58,500
- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

801
00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:05,471
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